Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Dilapidated Hooker Twat - Your First Time (Demo)

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The worlds worst band! All songs are made for either your amusement or for pissing off your friends and people you hate!

Enjoy: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YMQ2NKSI

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

COUGH



Sigillum Luciferi

NINJA! YA-YA-YA-YO-LANDI VI$$ER! DJ HI TEK!


THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR DIE FOOKEN ANTWOORD

Die Antword is a next level rap group from South Africa. Ninja raps like a sore thumb while DJ Hi-Tek drops the next level beats and Yo-Landi Vi$$er is just generally chillin' with her super unfortunate haircut. All together there isn't nothing wrong with this, brother, 'cause it all fits like my cock in your mother. Check them out and get their, like, next level album $O$. WAT POMP JULLE?! 10 points for identifying when they're rapping in English and when they're rapping in Afrikaans, it's harder than it sounds.

Die Antwoord - $o$






Saturday, January 16, 2010

Shoot Arrows and Eat Pussy + Indonesian Crust



heroes of the not-taking-yourself-seriously badass sect of hardcore punk, these guys most certainly know what they're doing. catchy, fun, light-hearted, and still manages to be angry.

Crom - Hot Sumerian Nights




this is the act that got me into Indonesian crust punk, and they fucking rule (I MAY be fanboying). apparently me and Hera (guitar/vocals) need to have a drink sometime because she has a crush on me.

Kroia - The Nature Of

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Bossk - .1 and .2 EPs


Bossk is an atmospheric sludge metal band. They released two EPs and a split with Rinoa. They're also named after a bounty hunter in fucking Star Wars, man. How are you going to say that shit ain't cool? They're named after a goddamn reptile bounty hunter.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Assjack + Bocephus + Highwaymen = Hoedown

let's get this rodeo underway.


Assjack - Assjack (2009)



metallic hardcore release from the act that Hank III devised. there have been infinitely different musicians on the project, with Hank and another vocalist being the only ones who stuck around during most of its existence.

Download Assjack


Hank Williams, Jr.



now on to Hank's daddy. upon request from Morgan, I give you my collection of Bocephus tunes. this is "The Bocephus Box 1979-1992".

Download 1
Download 2
Download 3


The Highwaymen - Highwaymen 1 + 2



this is the "bonus" I promised. these are two releases from supergroup The Highwaymen, which included Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Kris Kristofferson. pioneers of outlaw country, both of these releases are excellent. the greatest idea I've seen throughout the existence of country music.

Download Highwaymen
Download Highwaymen 2

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Kodiak - Kodiak

Kodiak is a relatively young and unknown band, for as far as I know. This is rather unfortunate. I stumbled across an (official, mind you) download of their first and self-titled full length, a two track audial journey which wanders between a couple of musical borders. The rather gentile and tender sound brings back post rock memories, but the trip on itself drones off into icy cold territory. Definitely worth looking into! I bought the record itself the day after.

Official download

Denovali Records

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Funeral Orchestra - Feeding the Abyss


Don't let the perhaps cheesy name of this awe-inspiring band put you off. This record is some of the most punishing, heavy and ritualistic Funeral Doom I have ever come across. No bombastic, keyboard-driven lame Skepticism worship, but baffling and hypnotizing riffs, minimal but oh so spine-tingling riffs and out of this world vocals.

Download

Birushanah - Akai Yami


Birushanah are band who unfortunately don't get the attention they warrant and deserve, playing a rather experimental form of what I think could still be qualified as Sludge/Doom. Complementing the pounding and extravagant rhythms with Japanese percussion, the craftiness and drive they carry in their sound sets them apart from plenty of bands. People who enjoy Corrupted's way of putting you out of your place will love this.

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Amber Asylum - Garden of Love


It's a shame that this rather shabby looking cover does not complement this gorgeous piece of music at all.

"San Francisco's Amber Asylum return with their first new recordings in nearly five years . Five dark, brooding chamber works of misanthropic resonance and chilling emotional beauty. A blackened neo-classical masterpiece following their previous recordings on Relapse and Neurot as well as their acclaimed collaborations with Neurosis, Swans and Jarboe amongst others. Just under half an hour of new recordings, featuring the bonus soundtrack recording, "Serenade"."
~Paradigms Recordings

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Purchase from Paradigms Recordings, only £7 worldwide!

Swans - Swans (EP)


Some people might even call this accessible. The year is 1982.

Download

Swans - Filth


Swans' first full-length. More straightforward and punishing than their s/t, a bit more experimental (some people call it Jazz influence, I don't think Gira cared much) but without losing their archetypical sound. My personal favourite. The year is 1983.

Download

Swans - Public Castration is a Good Idea


Probably one of my favourite live albums by now. Absolutely horrifying, bonegrinding and hypnotizing performance. I didn't believe this was live at first, it feels that real and tangible. The year is 1986, London and Nottingham.

Download

Swans - A Screw (EP)


Do you know what to expect? You better be ready. This release is also the first to feature Jarboe on vocal duty. The year is 1986.

Download

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Tool - Opiate


You should all know Tool by now, but this album focuses a lot less on the "Let's be as deep as possible" and more on the "FUCK YEAH AWESOME." Watch out for the hidden track - you'll dig it, dawgs.

Myrddraal - Blood on the Mountain




Myrddraal are (were?) a black metal from Australia, the land famous for being batshit insane and deadly as fuck. They play a very aggressive, powerful form of black metal, intertwined with "epic" clean vocals somewhat like those of Groa Willing and haunting acoustic passages. The lyrics revolve mainly around the Wheel of Time series, which I'm a big ole' gay for, but that's neither here nor there. This band is amazing, and you should definitely download this shit.